Utes r beut

So in the quest for Australian Citizenship there's a few things that need to be done, these days they include a test to see what kinda true blue fella ewes really is...

In that vain I provided two sample questions:

Q: How many cans can an oversized Australian cricketer who's sister has two heads down on the flight from Sydney to London? Bonus point for his name.
Peoples answers included:

• 42
• 42 and its Boonie
• None, airport security never allowed him on the plan as he was intoxicated. Is it Booney?

The correct answer is actually a pretty amazing 52 care of David Boon [1], [2], [3].


Q: How many slabs fit in the back of a ute?
People have realised that this was a trick question and came up with some inventive answers including:

• Depends how high you stack it.
• A two seater or a four seater? Would you be wanting to do circle work in it?
• None, all the slabs are in the cab being drunk (whilst driving) at the same time.

All of these are valid points, but the correct answer would have been "Depends if its a Holden or a Ford".

Not really a surprising result given that we weren't taught any Australian history in school, ditto maths, science or pretty much anything if you went to a state school like me ;-)

Cheers and 52 beers ;)
Jack...