‎How would you like to have a 9 inch d1ck ?

I think on this Sunday night I need to ponder a question that has be otherwise avoided on this blog - and that's a question of SPAM. I mean we all get it, we all know what it's about, but just out of curiosity I decided to have a look how many varieties of email subject names involve an enlargement of the male anatomy? Considering that all of these were in MY inbox, and as far as I know I have never had the personal pleasure of possessing a p3n!s, I really think the poor unfortunate souls that spend precious minutes of their lives creating these emails should really invest into doing a bit more research about their markets.

Maude Lebowski: "Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say [vagina] whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson." But is that really true? Actually I think one could do a fairly interesting psychological study on the complexes of the modern man basing research purely on these emails. And of course the linguist has immense material to study the common modern synonyms of the above mentioned male equipment. So lets have a look at this... out of a total of 141 emails that were in my SPAM folder, more than 30 were in relation to penis enlargements (I cut out any doubles below). That makes it about 20%, every fifth email!

I was going to comment on each one of these, but decided that they're amusing all on their own... here goes:

1. Freak the girls out with your gigantic SCHLONG!
   
2. Assure your masculinity with your new huge rod.
   
3. A well hung SCHLONG will get you places you've never been before.
4. Make her tremble with desire with your new huge p3nis
5. Get all the hot women you want with your new legendary c0ck
6. Carry yourself with confidence - get your new huge d1ck here
7. Don't let your love life suffer because your weener is tiny - you can put on inches with this quick and simple solution
8. Bigger baby-maker is not a dream anymore!
9. Produce erect1ons that are hard and long lasting, and not to mention the incredible gains in length
10. Say NO to tiny-sized losers!
11. Proven effect on your PE enlargement!
12. Give it to her good with your super-large c0ck
13. You have chance to become a real man.
14. Change your male aggregate size.
15. Big aggregate is the fact that all chick like.
16. More inches for more pleasure!
17. Change your sexual life enlarge your instrument size
18. Stop feel shy of your male instrument size.
19. Prove her your true masculinity
20. You have chance to become a real man.
21. Forget about the problem with your male instrument.

hmm... I really feel this requires more analysis, but somehow it's failing me now. So on this note - have a good week everyone! :)