Shady Biscuit

Imagine a biscuit with a a three day growth and a low slung beanie.

That's going to be my rap name if I ever start a rap group.

I know this makes no sense what so ever but I'm working on a major tendor at work, and not getting enough sleep and the German joke that someone at work told was just too amusing but translatable.

For those who wish to try:
"Was nennt man ein Keks unter einem Baum? Ein schattiges Plätzchen"

It's pretty much one of those "Why did the boy fall off the bicycle" jokes, but the punch line translates to shady biscuit.

Back to work I go.
Jack...