The world would be a perfect place if...

there weren't any people who:

• go up the stairs in front of you in the metro and then stop on the very top step suddenly to look at where they need to go
• listen to their music on their phones really loudly on public transport (they're exercising their right of freedom to listen to music, but what about my right not to have to listen to it?)
  
• force you to sit really close to smokers at work (can one get lung cancer from passively smelling a smoker?)
• work in the Ausländerbehörde (Foreign Office) and who lack any kind of emotion, empathy, feelings and who make sure that you experience utmost misery if you try to deal with them, let alone get them to do something as a human being to another human being. Or who give you a phone number (or four) to call, and no matter when/how often you try no-one EVER picks up.
  
• wear their pants REALLY low down exposing their underwear (what about my right of freedom not to be forced to be confronted with eeky underwear?) Since when did belts go out of fashion anyway?
• just can't accept no for an answer!

oh... and all this happened to me just this morning! Feel free to add to the list...