Would WWIII look something like this?!

No! It's just me studying for the German exam. I think my brain is going to start melting and run out of my ears. And just in case you thought getting your tenses right was hard in English, try 11 different tenses in German. AND just in case you were wondering whether it was possible to make 5(five!) verbs out of 1(one!) - yes it is possible, as I found out today...

A simple: Er kauft das Auto. (He buys a car)

in Futur 2 Passiv becomes: Das Auto wird von ihm haben gekauft werden können. (ummmm.... The car will from him have bought will may)

I will certainly be proud if I pass this bloody exam. And if I don't pass, I'll still feel proud that I got defeated by this old, magnificent and farken difficult language!