Friday, January 26, 2007

English is deadly

  1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
  2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
  3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
  4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
  5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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  1. AnonymousSunday, January 28, 2007 3:23:00 pm

    So I should eat Sushi, Burritos, half-bottles of Vino-Rosso, Becks, and Bratwurst to safe-guard my health.

    Sounds like a plan.

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