Friday, August 11, 2006

Bend over and prepare for your free An*l exam

Travelling just got a whole lot less fun:

PASSENGERS TO THE US
  • Cannot carry liquids or gels, including drinks, shampoos, suntan lotions, creams, toothpastes, hair gels and other items of similar consistency as hand luggage.
  • Exceptions are baby formula or juice and medicines, including insulin.
  • All footwear to be screened prior to boarding.
  • Passengers asked to allow more time for check-in.

PASSENGERS TO THE UK

  • No restrictions on hand luggage for UK-bound flights.
  • Passengers transferring between international flights at a British airport will not be allowed any hand luggage when flying out of Britain, except a single plastic bag holding permitted valuables. This includes:
  • Pocket-sized wallets, purses with money, credit cards, identity cards, travel documents and essential medicines.
  • Glasses without cases; contact lens holders without bottles of solution.
  • Baby food, but parents must taste the milk at screening point to prove it is real.
  • Unwrapped sanitary items, tissues and handkerchiefs.
  • Keys, but no electrical key fobs.

What they're not offering to do is to actually take care of the items in your checked baggage, or buy you a new pair of glasses when the ones in the plastic bag, with your keys, get the fark scratched out of them.

I give it six months until the first thing you have to do when you get to the airport is bend over, grab your ankles and think of England...

*sigh*

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