Cherman Efficiency or Ve haff vays of making it vork - fast!

So we've been p1ssing and moaning about a lot of things the Chermans cannot do - like organise a decent booking system for their bloody film festival ;-)
Now an example of what they can do:

Senario: You wish to deposit cash into your bank account
In this situation in Australia I would have to:

1. find the time to get to a bank during their somewhat limited opening hours;
2. fill out a form;
3. queue up;
4. continue to queue as everyone else has turned up in their lunch break too;
5. hand over money.

Or if I was to use an Australian ATM I would have to:

1. find my card;
2. remember my pin number;
3. not be attempting to deposit coinage;
4. get an envelope out of the machine;
5. have a pen / pencil / crayon / other writing implement to be able to fill in the details on said envelope;
6. manage to feed the envelope back into the machine.

The Chermans have found a way to make this process much simpler and better:

1. Find my card;
2. I no longer need my pin - as I have selected deposit it doesn't care if I own the card;
3. Not worry if I have coins, notes or cheques - the machine simply opens a little hole and you just pour in your money, notes, coins, cheques everything, in any form you like;
4. Collect your receipt and card;
5. The coins and notes are instantly credited to your account as the machine can validate them.

Now that's efficient

Cheers
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