Thursday, September 22, 2005

Shrinkery and Beyond

Some of you were asking me what it is that I'm studying in psychology these days... and I thought I'd share some amusing things with you.

First of all, after reading the chapter in the textbook on Personality and Abnormal Psychology I diagnosed myself with all of the following disorders:

  • Obsessive-compulsive disorder (symptoms exhibited by the patient (AKA me) - "Forbidden, aggressive, perverse sexual thoughts, images or impulses; Concern with household items; Concern with environmental toxins")
  • Antisocial personality disorder (symptoms - "Failure to conform to standards of decency")
  • Mania (symptoms - "Wild, exuberant, unrealistic activity unprecipitated by environmental events")

Oh well - who am I kidding - my great auntie died of schizophrenia - why am I any better?!

And just in case you have a fear and don't' know what's the technical term for it, here are some of my favourites:

  1. Ailurophobia - Fear of cats
  2. Belonophobia - Fear of needles
  3. Nyctophobia - Fear of darkness
  4. Siderophobia - Fear of railways
  5. Syphilophobia - Fear of syphilis
  6. Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive
  7. Triskaidekaphobia - Fear of Thirteen

Keep rockn' you lot!!!

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